In Honor of Your Birthday
If today is your birthday, well then, Happy F*ing Birthday!
It also happens to be Usher‘s birthday today.
And Usher is better than you.
It sucks, but we all have our crosses to bear. Yours is to share a birthday with Usher. Mine is to have to listen to you whine about it.
The only thing worse would be to share a birthday with Jesus.
Assuming Jesus had abs like that.