Merry Christmas! Now Take a Breather
To those of you that celebrate Christmas, don’t hurt your families.
If you’re like me, you’re now on day 3 or 4 of sitting around the house playing yet another game of Euchre or at a point where A Christmas Story on repeat is actually starting to get old.
And chances are, Santa ain’t going to be leaving the type of package under the tree that’s gonna help relieve all that stress. Granny couldn’t handle the shock and unfortunately, Santa gives based on the lowest common denominator in the house.
Which is why I never got my paint gun.
Mom thought I’d hurt someone.
I just wanted to decorate the basement.
So remember… Santa hurts artists, but you shouldn’t hurt your family.