Downtown Abbey: Seasons 1-2 in 5 Minutes
For those of you who are watching Season 3, but didn’t have the time to re-watch Seasons 1 and 2, because you were too busy having “relations” with a hot, sexy thing, this is a great refresher.
For those of you that are just now trying to join the cool kids and have never seen Seasons 1 and 2, stop trying to Cliff Note it. You’re old enough to be responsible for your own television watching. It’s not like I’m making you read a book.
I’m ashamed for you.
But I’d sex you up anyways.
Just like Kemal Pamuk did with Lady Mary Grantham, without the whole death thing.
But you probably didn’t understand that.
See what happens when you don’t watch Downton Abbey? You miss out on all the best sex references.