You know, I always thought that the first time I saw Neil Patrick Harris lift his leg for a warm probing, there wouldn’t be a cold, heartless computer screen separating us.
Of course, having the moment I wished for would have given me a heart attack.
I guess it’s true, Life only gives you what you can handle.
This causes me to thing two things:
1) Hamlet must’ve been the inspiration for this dream sequence. Observe…
To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
You know, if Hamlet had puppets that sang to him and he wasn’t a whiny, pussy-assed bitch.
2) OMGOMGOMGOMG looks more like “Om Gomg Gomg Gomg” – so I apologize for that.
Watch the debut episode below:
And remember, regardless of the dream you have, whether it be to have a Sunday to yourself or become a major league badass like Chris Kluwe, it end with: “Your insides will be outsides by the end of this dream.”
(I’m thinking I need new categories specifically for Chris Kluwe and Neil Patrick Harris. But they can rest assured, I’m not a stalker. Mostly because I’m lazy and they live really far away.)