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Neil Patrick Harris Get Probed

You know, I always thought that the first time I saw Neil Patrick Harris lift his leg for a warm probing, there wouldn’t be a cold, heartless computer screen separating us.

Of course, having the moment I wished for would have given me a heart attack.

I guess it’s true, Life only gives you what you can handle.

Stupid Life.


Neil’s Falling Dream

OMGOMGOMGOMG! It’s here! The Nerdist‘s webseries starring Neil Patrick Harris.

This causes me to thing two things:

1) Hamlet must’ve been the inspiration for this dream sequence. Observe…

To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
– Hamlet

You know, if Hamlet had puppets that sang to him and he wasn’t a whiny, pussy-assed bitch.

2) OMGOMGOMGOMG looks more like “Om Gomg Gomg Gomg” – so I apologize for that.

Watch the debut episode below:

And remember, regardless of the dream you have, whether it be to have a Sunday to yourself or become a major league badass like Chris Kluwe, it end with: “Your insides will be outsides by the end of this dream.”

(I’m thinking I need new categories specifically for Chris Kluwe and Neil Patrick Harris. But they can rest assured, I’m not a stalker. Mostly because I’m lazy and they live really far away.)

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